PoliticsThursday 09.30.21

Skirting Shutdown: Congress Keeps the Lights On

Mere hours before a government shutdown, Congress passes legislation to keep the lights on. Nothing is certain except death, taxes, and Facebook covering its ass on Capitol Hill. Much to Ted Cruz’s dismay, unvaccinated NBA players will get no pay for no play. Plus, Jamie Spears is officially out of a job. Better get to work, b*tch.

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